Pundays: 1-3-1 is the Loneliest Number

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Partially inspired by the Occupy Wall Street movement, we here at The Royal Half decided to refuse to publish a brand new Pundays, our look at the best and worst of the NHL.com Front Page Pun Headlines, until the Los Angeles Kings scored more than 2 goals in a game. Thankfully, the Kings exploded for 5 goals last Saturday night and after two strenuous weeks of protest... Pundays is back in business!

Click here to check out the best and worst NHL.com pun headlines from the past 2 weeks!!!

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PUNDAYS: Hat Trick or Treat

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It's Halloween at Pundays, where we look at the best and worst NHL.com front page Pun Headlines from the past week. And you better eat all your candy as soon as you can... because you don't want it to spoil!

If the Edmonton Oilers keep playing like they have been... these headlines are going to sp-oil real quick.

Click here to check out the best and worst NHL.com pun headlines from the past week!!!

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PUNDAYS: It's the Pitts

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When it comes to technology in its game, the NHL seems to be ahead of the other major sports. There are comprehensive explanations of illegal hits sent out via Twitter. There are cutting edge uniforms that help to increase the speed of the game... as long as you don't sweat. And soon there will be a tiny green line that tells us fans when it's safe to cheer for a goal. But none of that compares to the new technology that the writers of the NHL.com Pun Headlines busted out this past week.

But honestly.... those weren't even the funniest headline I saw this past week.

This was.

Click here to check out the best and worst NHL.com pun headlines from the past week!!!

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PUNDAYS: Let's Be Cereal

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It seems that something called the "NBA Lockout" might be leaving several thousand fans without a league to follow come November 1st. So you can bet that the good folks at the NHL.com Pun Headline Writing Department are going to jump on the opportunity to have the great sport of hockey appeal to a whole new fanbase. But I think they got their fledgling sports leagues mixed up. 

I am really not comfortable with the way Mike Komisarek is looking at Kessel.

Click here to check out the best and worst NHL.com pun headlines from the past week!!!

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PUNDAYS: You're A Peeing

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Well, I must have had my time zone calculations off because I thought that even though I'm still in Europe, the newest edition of Pundays would be coming to you Monday morning in the States. But better late than never, I suppose. Besides, even though I'm in Europe... the Pun Headlines of NHL.com are never lost in translation.

A-hahahahahahaha!

Oh no you didn't!!!

Oh man, oh man! Too funny!

I don't care what language you speak... Dennis Seidenberg is hysterical.

Click here to check out the best and worst NHL.com pun headlines from the first week of the season!!!

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PUNDAYS: Pre-Seasoned

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You would think with the recent verbal racial and homophobic attacks that have been occurring in the NHL that the Pun Headline writers at NHL.com would be a little bit more sensitive when it comes to making fun of someone...

The Midwest accent is one of the last things in America you can still make fun of.

Click here to check out the best and worst NHL.com pun headlines from the last week of Pre-Season!!!

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Pundays: Holding Out for the Winner

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Well, the Pundays Finals have come and gone... and our search for the best NHL.com Pun Headline has taken us on quite the journey... if we had more time we'd create an amazing video montage that looked back at the past year in Pun Headlines. Aww, who are we kidding? We are nerd hockey bloggers... we have all the time in the world!

Click here to see the winner of the 2010-2011 Pundays Playoffs!!!

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Pundays: PhiLAdelphia

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The 1st Edition of the Pundays Playoffs, where we are holding a Stanley Cup style playoff to determine the best NHL.com pun headline of the 2010-2011 season, is almost over. And it's a shame that the 2 teams that are featured in the Finals have no connection with each other whatsoever....

It's a Philadelphia vs Los Angeles Pundays Final... and that's enough to make Dean Lombardi smile!

If he was physically capable of smiling, that is.

Regardless of who wins this epic Finals battle... there is one place that the players of the Kings and Flyers will always end up...

Click here to vote in the Pundays Cup Finals for the best NHL.com pun headlines from the past season!!!

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Pundays: Finals Destination

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We took last week off for a little vacation here at the Pundays Playoffs, where we are holding a Stanley Cup style playoff format to determine the best NHL.com pun headline of the 2010-2011 season. But rest assured, this week... we are back to our normal situation.

I have the feeling that this Sidney Crosby concussion situation is going to be anything but normal.
Also, there is nothing normal about that thing on his lip. 

When we last checked in on the Pundays Playoffs, there were 8 NHL.com Pun Headlines battling it out to advance to their respective Conference Finals. And with nearly 300 votes being tallied, we sure had a blast determining the winners!

But with only 4 Pun Headlines left in the voting, 2 for each conference, now is the time for these Pun Headlines to really step up their game and prove that they aren't chokers. There is only one word to describe the Pundays Playoffs Conference Finals!

Click here to check out and vote in the Conference Finals of the best NHL.com pun headlines from the past season!!!

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Pundays: Eight is Enough

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Well, the fans of pun-filled NHL.com headlines have spoken! We had nearly 1000 votes in the 1st round of the Pundays Playoffs, where the best NHL.com Pun Headlines from the 2010-2011 season go head to head until a winner is declared. And just like in the NHL... a Washington Capital isn't making it out of the 1st round! 

Try again next season, Ovi.

Now we head into exciting Conference Semifinals action, as the final 8 Pundays are seeded into head to head battle. Who will survive this round and make it into the Conference Finals? Once again, you... the fan of awful pun headlines... gets to decide with your vote! 

 

Click here to check out and vote in the 2nd Round of the best NHL.com pun headlines from the past season!!!

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