TRH PLAYOFF GAMEDAY 6 - ALL THE KINGS MEN PODCAST: FMK MY LIFE

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FIRST.... read today's GAMEDAY PREVIEW for tonight's Game 5 between the Los Angeles Kings and the St. Louis Blues. Exclusively on LAKings.com.

This will make more sense once you've read the GAMEDAY PREVIEW.

THEN...  it's a brand-new Game 6 Edition of All The Kings Men Podcast!!! Jesse Cohen and I chat about the LA Kings impressive win in Game 5... and play a spirited game of F, Marry, Kill with Brigitte from OneGirlOnePuck. You can check out the brand-new episode of All The Kings Men Podcast here, subscribe to it on iTunes or listen below:

FINALLY... Indiana Matt is back with some brand new Because It's The Cups.

Team TRH will be out in full effect at the game tonight. Let's do this, Kings.

 

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TRH PLAYOFF RECAP GAME 5 - ST. LOUIS BLUES: PADRE JELLO

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KINGS 3, BLUES 2 (OT)

Wow. What an amazing series fans are being treated to in the opening round of the Stanley Cup playoffs. The Blues and Kings have battled hard in their first four games with each game being decided by a single goal. Whether you love tremendous goaltending, bone-crushing checks  or poetry-in-motion offense, this matchup has offered something for every hockey fan to love.
 
However, no one should be too surprised by this. After all, plenty of former players, journalists, analysts and just about every hockey mind agreed this was the series to watch:
 





That is, except for one scribe who has decided that being a contrarian is essential for furthering his career. We've poked fun at him because that's what we do.

But surely even he couldn't deny the beauty of this series any longer, right?!
 
At least Kings and Blues fans can agree on one thing.
Editor's note: At the time of publishing this post, Mark Spector decided to delete his post.
I applaud him for standing behind his beliefs and opinions.
 
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TRH PLAYOFF GAMEDAY 5 - ALL THE KINGS MEN PODCAST: 2 FOR 2

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FIRST.... read today's GAMEDAY PREVIEW for tonight's Game 5 between the Los Angeles Kings and the St. Louis Blues. Exclusively on LAKings.com.

This will make more sense once you've read the GAMEDAY PREVIEW.

THEN...  it's a brand-new Game 5 Edition of All The Kings Men Podcast!!! Jesse Cohen and I chat with Jon Hoven from Mayors Manor about the LA Kings impressive win in Game 4... but mainly we talk about a game that is going to be played in January of next year. Plus, the Stanley Cup-less Brad Lee from St. Louis GameTime stops by to cry chat. You can check out the brand-new episode of All The Kings Men Podcast here, subscribe to it on iTunes or listen below:

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TRH NATION: 5.7.13

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It's been a fast and furious Round 1 for the Los Angeles Kings... so I want to make sure nothing is falling through the cracks in terms of your entertainment dollar here at The Royal Half. Don't forget, we are still writing GAMEDAY PREVIEWS exclusively at LAKings.com... so you can always check out our archive here

This is the kind of stuff you are missing out on.
Well, actually... no... this was from our article here.

And on Monday... a few hours before the LA Kings defeated the St. Louis Blues in the Game 4 of their series... I appeared on The War Room on SiriusXM's NHL Network to preview the the game. I've been on The War Room a few times and it's always fun... even if it's short.

And for the 4 of you that aren't on Twitter... our own Indiana Matt has been killing it with his now-patented Because It's The Cup Spoofs™. Here are the best of Round 1 so far:









And not to be outdone... Ironsight Design put together an amazing infographic at the start of the Kings-Blues series to help Jay Bouwmeester get accustomed to the NHL Playoffs. 

#TeamTRH 4-eva.

 

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TRH PLAYOFF RECAP GAME 4 - ST. LOUIS BLUES: BLUE IN THE FACE

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KINGS 4, BLUES 3

There's never a true consensus of how a fan base feels. No matter what day of the year, a small percentage will be content while the majority believes the sky is falling and all hope is lost.

I, for reasons unbeknownst to me, have been confident in this Kings team all year long. Losses didn't hurt, wins just meant one step closer to the the ultimate prize, and somehow that irrational belief has continued into the playoffs.
 
Enter Game 4 between the Los Angeles Kings and the St. Louis Blues.
 
Ah, Game 4s. The one Achilles heel the Lombardi Era Kings have. No, really. It's true.
 
Since this version of the Kings first made the playoffs in 2009-10, they have won only one Game 4 (last year against the Blues) in six chances. All while being outscored 21-12 in the process.
 
However these losses came against the Canucks (twice), Sharks, Coyotes and Devils, NOT against the Blues. Sure, the Blues jumped ahead in this series, but both wins came in flukey fashion. Though they completely deserved to win both games, I still wasn't scared of this team.
 
And based on how the Kings responded in Game 3, I don't think they are either.
 
Would the Game 4 curse continue to haunt the Kings? Or did they gain immunity versus Blues in this particular scenario? Let's see how it all unfolded in the fans' eyes during another raucous night in Los Angeles.
 
PREGAME:
 
OH, IT'S ON TONIGHT!
 
I guess it's really on?
 

OK IT'S ON!!!
(editor's note: click the video again to stop the insufferable loop)
(editor's second note: this explanation is going to look dumb on the Internet in six months)
 
Dad must be proud?
 
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TRH PLAYOFF GAMEDAY 4 - ALL THE KINGS MEN PODCAST: TRAVESTY OF ERRORS

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FIRST... read today's GAMEDAY PREVIEW for Game 4 between the Los Angeles Kings and the St. Louis Blues. Exclusively on LAKings.com.

This will make more sense once you've read the GAMEDAY PREVIEW.

THEN...  it's a brand-new 1st Round Edition of All The Kings Men Podcast!!! Jesse Cohen and I chat with Jon Hoven from Mayors Manor about the LA Kings inability to score goals. You can check out the brand-new episode of All The Kings Men Podcast here, subscribe to it on iTunes or listen below:

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TRH PLAYOFF RECAP GAME 3 - ST. LOUIS BLUES: STAR WORST

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KINGS 1, BLUES 0

Heading into Game 3 against the St. Louis Blues, the Los Angeles Kings found themselves in an unfamiliar position. The team never trailed during its historic run to the Stanley Cup Final, and now were potentially going to be put on the brink of elimination.
 
Yet, I wasn't worried. I didn't think there was any way the Kings would lose the series, much less Game 3. Sure the Kings had scored only two goals in two games and hadn't managed to score a single goal at 5-on-5. That just meant things were going to open up soon.
 
That final prediction didn't come to fruition, but the Kings didn't disappoint their faithful weirdos fans.

PREGAME:

Still better than Kingston.
 
WHAT?! Kings fans cannot be serious, right?
RIGHT?!
 
Better strap in, folks. It's only going to get much, much worse from here on out. Grab your favorite fifth if you're going to be able to handle all of this talk about the fourth.
 

Oh, this really is going to get worse.
 
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TRH PLAYOFF GAMEDAY 3 - ST. LOUIS BLUES: CHRISTMAS WISH

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FIRST... read our GAMEDAY PREVIEW for tonight's Game 3 between the Los Angeles Kings and the St. Louis Blues. Exclusively on LAKings.com.

This will make more sense once you've read the GAMEDAY PREVIEW.

And via The Royal Half's 1990s LA Kings Historian, Spike Coffman... we have a World Premiere Video that just might bring tears to your eyes.

Tears of laughter that is.

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TRH PLAYOFF RECAP GAME 2 - ST. LOUIS BLUES: DEJA BLUES

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KINGS 1, BLUES 2

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Before a colossal mistake led to the St. Louis Blues being able to steal Game 1 of the series against the Los Angeles Kings, all eyes were fixated on Jonathan Quick. The stalwart netminder appeared to regain his 2012 form in the opening game against the Blues. And his stellar performance gave his team a fantastic chance to take one on the road before a mishandled puck gave Alex Steen cult status in the Midwest.
 
 
#NeverForget
 
Heading into the second game of the series, fans had some big questions:
 
1) Are the Kings going to respond to their offensive no-show in Game 1?
2) Could the Blues finally solve Quick?
3) Would anyone be able to watch the game in its entirety?
 
Short answer: No.
 
Regardless, onto the eerie foresight and general yelling at no one in particular!
 
PREGAME:
Fool me once...
 
This was Nick Nickson's original call for Jarret Stoll's game-winner against Vancouver.
 
Fool me twice...
 
C'mon gang, no way that happens again!
 
Apparently this is Midwest smack talk. I think we should be insulted.

I'm not sure you understand how puns work.
 
*sigh*
 
Only a bandwagoner would say that.
 
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TRH PLAYOFF GAMEDAY 2 - ST. LOUIS BLUES: SIDE SPLITTING

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Game #2

LA KINGS
27-16-5
59 pts
5th in Western Conference
vs
ST. LOUIS BLUES
29-17-2
60 pts
4th in Western Conference
 
Kings Won Regular Season Series 3-0
 
Blues Lead Playoff Series 1-0
 
6:30pm, Scottrade Center
St. Louis, MO
CNBC, CBC, RDS2
 
BEST REPRESENTATION OF LA KINGS FANS
WHEN JON QUICK PLAYS THE PUCK BEHIND HIS NET:
 
 
BEST OPPOSITION BLOGS:
 
BEST OPPOSITION FANS TO FOLLOW ON TWITTER:
 
ARE THE LA KINGS IN THE NEXT ROUND?
 
Tuesday night, as the Los Angeles Kings battled the St. Louis Blues in overtime, a colossal gaffe was made... a mistake so tremendous that it directly led to the St. Louis Blues scoring the winning goal and taking a 1-0 lead in their 1st Round Series.
 
 
No.
 
 
Nope.
 

 
Close.
 
 
Nailed it.
 
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