PUNDAYS: Let's Be Cereal

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It seems that something called the "NBA Lockout" might be leaving several thousand fans without a league to follow come November 1st. So you can bet that the good folks at the NHL.com Pun Headline Writing Department are going to jump on the opportunity to have the great sport of hockey appeal to a whole new fanbase. But I think they got their fledgling sports leagues mixed up. 

I am really not comfortable with the way Mike Komisarek is looking at Kessel.

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TRH Recap: Return of the King

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Coming into the Los Angeles Kings Saturday night game against the Philadelphia Flyers, all the talk was about the emotional return of a prominent former Flyer who was unceremoniously traded away. 

I'm sorry... were you expecting someone else?

FORMER FLYERS 3, CURRENT FLYERS 2 (OT)

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TRH Gameday: The Man in the Mirror

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Game #4

LA Kings 
(1-1-1, 18th in NHL)
vs
Philadelphia Flyers
(3-0-0, 3rd in NHL)

4pm, Wells Fargo Arena
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

BEST PLAYER TO WEAR BOTH COLORS:



Not Pictured:
Jim Johnson
Larry Hillman
Bill Lesuk
Jari Kurri (technically)
Colin Fraser

The official Kings-Flyers ledger is located here. 

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Flyers Goal Scored By

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The Time is Now

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I know that the Los Angeles Kings have every reason to launch a big ad campaign push for this season... but I think they may be getting a little too confident about reaching into some new markets.

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TRH Recap: 10 Minutes or Less

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What's the only thing more fragile than Martin Brodeur's right arm?

My Directv HD DVR, that's what!

I came home early for Thursday's game against the New Jersey Devils... settled into the couch and then watched 10 minutes of fantastic Los Angeles Kings hockey. Then my Directv HD DVR began to freeze frames every couple seconds or so... making the game unwatchable. So did I miss anything in the last 50 minutes of the game?

Sometimes being a Kings fan makes you feel all twisted up inside.

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KINGS 1, DEVILS 2 (SO)

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TRH Gameday: Devils in the Details

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Game #3

LA Kings 
(1-1-0, 20th in NHL)
vs
New Jersey Devils
(1-1-0, 21st in NHL)

4pm, Prudential Center
Newark, New Jersey

BEST PLAYER TO WEAR BOTH COLORS:

Corey Millen.

BEST DEVILS PLAYER TO ALMOST WEAR KINGS COLORS:

BEST DEVILS PLAYER WHO WILL SOON BE WEARING KINGS COLORS:

"So, Zach... they really gonna trade you for Bernier... even after that Buffalo game?"

BEST OPPOSITION BLOG:

Running with the Devils
In Lou We Trust

BEST KINGS FANS TO FOLLOW ON TWITTER
(SINCE THEY'LL BE AT THE GAME TONIGHT) 

BR527
Lisa617

Thankfully, I'm finally back in Los Angeles after my whirlwind trip to Europe. And unlike you guys had to do last weekend, I get to watch the Los Angeles Kings on television at a more reasonable hour. I can't wait to come home after work, kick up my feet, and tune in to watch the Kings play live....AW WHAT? THE GAME'S AT 4PM.... UGH! Actually, this is a great early season opportunity for myself and Half Season Ticket Holder Buddy to dust off the cobwebs on what we call "Operation Shutdown." For when it's 4pm, all contact with anything that would provide a glimpse of Kings hockey is turned off. This year we are thinking about calling it "Trent Hunter."

Trent Hunter was barely passable as a professional hockey player in his 1st NHL game for the Kings against the Rangers in Stockholm. He was pulled out of the Germany game against the Sabres in favor of Kevin Westgarth but he's back in the lineup tonight against the Devils. So Scott Parse sits and with Colin Fraser now cleared for practice... the competition for healthy scratch is getting more and more competitive each day. So I thought I'd turn to a great New York Islanders fan and one of the Original Hockey Bloggers, Kevin Schultz of Barry Melrose Rocks, to see what he thought of Trent Hunter's chances to make the daily Kings lineup.

Oh, Trent Hunter. Aside from Rick DiPietro -- God rest his knees -- Hunter was the last connection to the Alexei Yashin/Mark Parrish/Dave Scatchard era of Islanders hockey. The one that took a lot of guys who were viable but not great professional hockey players on their own and turned them into a team that was, also, viable but not great. He broke in the second year they made the playoffs, 2003-04, playing the final eight regular season games and an awful five-game first round exit to Ottawa. He was a lone bright spot and showed promise after the Islanders failed to build on the lightning in a bottle they had found a year prior in a mini-renaissance. A year and 25 goals later, he led the same team in points and an equally absymal first round exit. These Islanders were a Frankenstein put together by Mike Milbury, Charles Wang and who knows who else had a hand in it. The unfortunate thing for Hunter is that he stepped into this franchise on its most recent downswing, and yes, save the jokes about there not being any ups. The best years of his career were used up toiling on teams that ended up drafting in the top five.

Hunter spent the last three seasons fighting injuries and decreasing production to the tune of four points and 17 games last season. He has produced solidly and consistently when healthy as a third line grinder, second line on some truly awful Islander teams. It's amazing he didn't get shipped off sooner and that's probably thanks to some loyalty from the Islanders -- he was given a 5-year extension in 2008 (remember this team is barely scraping the cap floor). When Scott Gordon's overspeed system was implemented that same season the slow-footed Hunter fit like a retirement community would mesh with Laguna Beach. Now with Michael Grabner pin-balling around the rink and a whole bunch of young, quick kids there was no doubt he didn't fit, even though Gordon is gone.

Here's a comparison: remember that brief time we sent you Mark Parrish? This will go something like that except Hunter doesn't reside solely in front of the net. He's solid if healthy but is clearly on the downside of his career and it's hard to wonder if the roster spot isn't better used on a kid who needs an opportunity. I know nothing about the Kings' roster, so you'll have to excuse my inability to analyze that thought.

He doesn't get his due from Islanders fans and never will for being a part of some truly shitty teams. He was better than the minor league filler than inhabited those rosters but let's not have any delusions that he was Kenny Jonsson or Ziggy Palffy, worthy All-Stars doing garbage duty.

Well, there you have it from an Islanders expert. Even though he's signed a 1 year contract, Hunter might be playing for a spot on the roster right now. As Quisp has discovered, if Colin Fraser is to be on the active roster, the Kings will need to make some choices soon on who to waive in order to clear up a spot to activate him. 

Oh... and Dustin Penner plays his first game of the season after successfully fighting off the heartburn from all the food he ate in Europe. Or rehabbing his groin injury... whichever. Even though Simon Gagne has already stolen Penner's spot on the top line... I'm interested to see how Penner fits on the 2nd line with Mike Richards and Dustin Brown. Because those are 3 dudes who, if they wanted to, could hit some bodies and score some goals. (Okay, 2 guys to hit bodies and 3 guys to score goals.)

PUNDAYS: You're A Peeing

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Well, I must have had my time zone calculations off because I thought that even though I'm still in Europe, the newest edition of Pundays would be coming to you Monday morning in the States. But better late than never, I suppose. Besides, even though I'm in Europe... the Pun Headlines of NHL.com are never lost in translation.

A-hahahahahahaha!

Oh no you didn't!!!

Oh man, oh man! Too funny!

I don't care what language you speak... Dennis Seidenberg is hysterical.

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TRH Europe Recap: The Allied Invasion

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Okay... enough sightseeing around the beautiful city of Stockholm... it's time to get ready for what I flew 12 hours to Europe for...

Are you kidding me?!? The Roxette show isn't until next month?!?
Fine, I guess I'll check out that American ice hockey game in the meantime.

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TRH Gameday: Flying in Style

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Game #2

LA Kings
(1-0-0, 1st in NHL)
vs
Buffalo Sabres
(1-0-0, 1st in NHL)

8pm, O2 World
Berlin, Germany

BEST PLAYER TO WEAR BOTH COLORS:


MOST GERMAN PLAYER TO WEAR BOTH COLORS:

Believe it or not, I couldn't find a photo of Jason Holland in his Sabres uniform.

WORST GERMAN PLAYER TO WEAR KINGS COLORS:


BEST OPPOSITION BLOG:

Die By The Blade
Top Shelf Blog

Wow, what a great night last night in Stockholm. An excellent opening to the season and so many great faces put to so many great internet names. I'll have all the amazing photos up soon, but I landed in Germany today and wanted to get some sightseeing in before the game tonight at 8pm. And by sightseeing... I mean hanging out with my new best friend...

No... not President of AEG, Tim Leiweke...

...Justin Williams' mother!

Not to say Tim Leiweke wasn't great to chat with... but come on... it's Justin Williams' mother. We all flew over together from Stockholm this afternoon and Tim guaranteed me that tonights game in Berlin would be 100% louder than last nights public library-esque victory in Sweden. Alright, gotta catch the U-Bahn... Justin's mom owes me 4 beers after I beat her in liar's dice on the plane ride.

TRH Gameday: Rise... and Shine

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Game #1

LA Kings vs NY Rangers
7pm, Ericsson Globe
Stockholm, Sweden

BEST PLAYER TO WEAR BOTH COLORS (SWEDISH EDITION):

MOST AWESOME PHOTO OF PLAYERS TO WEAR BOTH COLORS:

BEST OPPOSITION BLOG:

Scotty Hockey 
(Follow him on Twitter since he's at the game as well)

OR

Rangers Tribune

Well, here it is. The start of the Los Angeles Kings 2011-2012 season. It's time for the Kings to see if they will fulfill the predictions that they will be a dominate team in the West... or if this ends up being the worst family vacation ever. The posters all around Stockholm have been advertising the game tonight as a game between Henrik Lundqvist and Henrik Lundqvist. So last night... I decided to do some good old fashioned American Vandalism.

And after spending a few days in Stockholm... I think I have a clearer idea of what is next for former Ranger, Sean Avery.

Shopping at the Ikea in Stockholm for his new European apartment.

I am leaving for the game right now. I can't believe this is actually happening. No, you idiot... not me seeing a game in Sweden... but the NHL season starting. GO KINGS GO!!!!

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