Because It Was Us

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I've been a fan since 1988. My Half Season Ticket Holder Buddy and I got our first Half Season Ticket Package for the 2002-2003 NHL Season. And this whole time... we've been waiting for today. 

Sure... this win is for the players and the management... but in reality this win is for us, the fans, who have stuck with this team through thick and thin for the 44 seasons it's been part of the National Hockey League. Thank you... loyal readers of The Royal Half... for allowing me to feel like I get to share this special occasion with friends all across the world.

And with Darryl Sutter.

TRH Stanley Cup Final Gameday 6 - New Jersey Devils: Scenes From An Italian Hockey Game

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STANLEY CUP FINAL GAME #6

LA KINGS
40-27-15
95 pts, 8th in Western Conference, 13th in NHL
vs
NEW JERSEY DEVILS
48-28-6
102 pts, 6th in Eastern Conference, 9th in NHL

Devils Won Season Series 2-0

Kings lead Stanley Cup Final 3-2

5:00pm, Staples Center
Los Angeles, CA
NBC

BEST COACH TO COACH BOTH TEAMS BUT COME
NOWHERE CLOSE TO WINNING A STANLEY CUP WITH THE KINGS:

BEST OPPOSITION BLOG:
Down Goes Avery
Running with the Devils
In Lou We Trust

HAVE THE LA KINGS WON THE STANLEY CUP?
NO!

Well I'm back in Los Angeles after flying in from Newark, New Jersey and boy are my arms tired! From wiping away the tears on my face all night long after Game 5.

Ultimate NJ Devils Trollers.

I really hope the LA Kings win the Stanley Cup so we can call
a small, empty parking lot outside the arena "Championship Plaza."

Sweet homemade Stanley Cup without the "Cup" part, bro.

Sweet homemade Ilya Kovalchuk jersey, bro.

If there is anything more American than watching
a solider rappel down the side of hockey arena... then I don't want to know it. 

When she files the divorce papers at least he'll know
the exact moment the downward spiral began.

Now that's the funniest thing I've ever seen!
I mean, seriously... who wears a Charlestown Chiefs jersey to a Stanley Cup Final game?!?

 

Really scary just how similar Justin Bieber and Bald Britney Spears look.

I was amazed at how many non-New Jersey Devils fans were hanging out pre-game. 

I didn't ask... but I'm pretty sure this guy is related to Anze Kopitar somehow.

Huge John Stevens fan.

So two Devils fans, a Penguins fan and a Jets fan walk into a bar...
and 10 minutes later the Jets fan relocates to Kansas City. 

Ton of Phoenix Coyotes fans in attendance as well.

Tons of fans of people who are jacking off in San Diego.

Patrick O'Neal.

Worst. Hashtag/T-Shirt Combination. Ever.

Obviously the cigar salesman in the Prudential Center lobby
was just preparing for the influx of Devils Game 5 victory purchases.

The Mike Richards/Jeff Carter Memorial Suite.

First of all... I was sitting in Section 119.
Second of all... maybe the LA Kings don't have any Stanley Cups...
but I've never seen a sign like this on the seats of any Kings home playoff games.

Obviously it's not working... because there were easily 5 empty seats around me at the start of the game.

This dude in front of me was not only wearing a hat with the brand-new Miami Marlins logo on it...

But it was also the desktop on his phone.
If that isn't grounds for ejection... I'm not sure what is.

Everywhere I looked at the Prudential Center there was a constant reminder that
the New York Liberty doesn't play in New York State.

I had my beer... I was settled into my seat... and then the puck dropped...

And all I saw was red for the next 60 minutes.

#YOL3GLO
You Only Lose a 3 Game Lead Once.

If there is one thing I learned during my travels to Newark for Game 5 of the Stanley Cup Finals...

It's that Kings fans and Devils fans can be united in their hatred of the New York Rangers.

I'm back in Los Angeles and heading to Game 6... and the best part about being at Staples Center is that no matter who wins tonight... I'll be sobbing uncontrollably.

Mainly because Anze Kopitar is wearing a Rednex Rebellion hat.

 

GO KINGS GO!
No seriously... go. I need this to be over. My heart can't handle much more. 

TRH Stanley Cup Final Gameday 5 - New Jersey Devils: Jersey Transit

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STANLEY CUP FINAL GAME #5

LA KINGS
40-27-15
95 pts, 8th in Western Conference, 13th in NHL
vs
NEW JERSEY DEVILS
48-28-6
102 pts, 6th in Eastern Conference, 9th in NHL

Devils Won Season Series 2-0

Kings lead Stanley Cup Final 3-1

5:00pm, Prudential Center
Newark, NJ
NBC

BEST PHOTO OF THE ROYAL HALF IN BOTH TEAMS COLORS:


BEST OPPOSITION BLOG:
Down Goes Avery
Running with the Devils
In Lou We Trust

HAVE THE LA KINGS WON THE STANLEY CUP?
NO!

Sorry, guys... can't talk right now. I have to go see about a hockey team.

Go Bombers!

Yup, I'm flying out early Saturday morning and landing in Newark at 4:30pm. If you don't already follow me on Twitter.... now would be a really, really, really, really good time to start. Let me know if you want me to bring you back anything from New Jersey... besides a communicable disease, of course.

TRH Stanley Cup Final Gameday 4 - New Jersey Devils: Because It's The Cusp

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STANLEY CUP FINAL GAME #4

LA KINGS
40-27-15
95 pts, 8th in Western Conference, 13th in NHL
vs
NEW JERSEY DEVILS
48-28-6
102 pts, 6th in Eastern Conference, 9th in NHL

Devils Won Season Series 2-0

Kings lead Stanley Cup Final 3-0

5:00pm, Staples Center
Los Angeles, CA
NBC SN

BEST PLAYER TO WEAR KINGS COLORS
THAT HAS WON A STANLEY CUP IN ANOTHER TEAMS COLORS:

BEST PLAYER TO WEAR KINGS COLORS 
THAT HAS ALMOST WON A STANLEY CUP IN ANOTHER TEAMS COLORS:

Ha. Matt Greene and Jarret Stoll didn't even make the poster.

BEST OPPOSITION BLOG:
Down Goes Avery
Running with the Devils
In Lou We Trust

HAVE THE LA KINGS WON THE STANLEY CUP?
NO!

Don't worry, guys... I didn't touch it.

Except with my lips.

It was so awesome to be at Staples Center for Game 3 and see the Stanley Cup Final banner flying high in the rafters of Staples Center.

Or as the desktop for the LCD menu screens.

That's more like it.

I guess you could consider something from 19 years ago an "artifact."

It's crazy how many bandwagon fans were at Staples Center Monday night and had no idea where anything was.

"Excuse me, do you know where the gutless, cheap-shot hockey is?
I haven't seen any for 3 games."

If this is your lost child please report to Section 101.

The crowd outside the game was unreal. I can only imagine what it will be like if the Los Angeles Kings win the Stanley Cup tonight.

I feel like LA Live is ready for it.

But with the E3 Expo in town this week... it's a harsh reminder to us hockey fans.

Video game nerds will always outnumber hockey fans.

Sure, seeing the Los Angeles Kings take a 3-0 lead in the Stanley Cup Final was pretty cool... but I gotta admit... this was a bit cooler.

Sure, it's digital. But who cares?

Don't worry... I've got the real deal too.

Let's win the Cup at home tonight... what do you say LA Kings? (#STUFF I THOUGHT I'D NEVER SAY, EVER)

GO KINGS GO!!!

What Stanley Cup Final game would be complete without a brand-new episode of All The Kings Men Podcast? Myself, Podmaster General Jesse Cohen and John Hoven from Mayor's Manor. We discuss the Los Angeles Kings Game 3 victory in the Stanley Cup Final and take a look ahead to Game 4. Check the latest All The Kings Men here, subscribe to it on iTunes or listen below.

All The Kings Men - Kings-Devils Game 2 Recap/Game 3 Preview

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For those that like to rock... there is a brand-new episode of All The Kings Men Podcast with myself, Podmaster General Jesse Cohen and John Hoven from Mayor's Manor. We discuss the Los Angeles Kings Game 2 victory in the Stanley Cup Final and take a look ahead to Game 3. We also discuss how NBC hates the Los Angeles Kings.

Check the latest All The Kings Men here, subscribe to it on iTunes or listen below.

TRH Stanley Cup Final Gameday 3 - New Jersey Devils: Against the Curve

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STANLEY CUP FINAL GAME #3

LA KINGS
40-27-15
95 pts, 8th in Western Conference, 13th in NHL
vs
NEW JERSEY DEVILS
48-28-6
102 pts, 6th in Eastern Conference, 9th in NHL

Devils Won Season Series 2-0

Kings lead Stanley Cup Final 2-0

5:00pm, Staples Center
Los Angeles, CA
NBC SN

BEST PLAYER TO WEAR BOTH COLORS:

BEST OPPOSITION BLOG:
Down Goes Avery
Running with the Devils
In Lou We Trust

HAVE THE LA KINGS WON THE STANLEY CUP?
NO!

I don't know about you guys... but I'm starting to think that playing this deep into the playoffs is really taking a toll... on how the players look.

Scarier than ever.

Scarier than ever.

Even more scarier than ever.

More cross-eyed than ever.

Sexier than ever.

Surprisingly better looking than ever.
Maybe it's because the beard hides the baby fat.

Click Here to Read the Rest of The Royal Half Stanley Cup Final Game 2 Recap/Game 3 Gameday!!!

TRH Stanley Cup Final Gameday 2 - New Jersey Devils: June Doom

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STANLEY CUP FINAL GAME #2

LA KINGS
40-27-15
95 pts, 8th in Western Conference, 13th in NHL
vs
NEW JERSEY DEVILS
48-28-6
102 pts, 6th in Eastern Conference, 9th in NHL

Devils Won Season Series 2-0

Kings lead Stanley Cup Final 1-0

5:00pm, Prudential Center
Newark, New Jersey
NBC

BEST PLAYER TO WEAR BOTH COLORS:


BEST OPPOSITION BLOG:
Down Goes Avery
Running with the Devils
In Lou We Trust

HAVE THE LA KINGS WON THE STANLEY CUP?
NO!

No time to blog today... it's a beautiful Southern California June day... and there is Los Angeles Kings hockey to watch in a few hours. Never thought I'd say those words... ever.

GO LOS ANGELES KINGS OF JUNE GO!!!

TRH Stanley Cup Final Recap Game 1- New Jersey Devils: Up Goes Fraser

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Forget about Slovenia watching their favorite son play in the Stanley Cup Final... NBC decided to give the people of Sicamous, BC an in-depth look at the latest LA Kings Promotional Night... Dramatic Closeup Shot of Colin Fraser Night!!!


I mean, seriously... have you ever seen something so dramatic in your life?!?

Click Here to Read the Rest of The Royal Half Stanley Cup Final Game 1 Recap!!!

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TRH Stanley Cup Final Preview: Jersey Boyzzz

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The best part of this Stanley Cup Final is that I get to trash-talk one of the most esteemed members of The Royal Half family, Jersey Brian. Brian is responsible for some of the best posts here at TRH... including his co-writing credit on the smash hit, Rick Nash's "These Teams are on My List." But Brian has a bit of a dilemma... as a born and raised New Jerseyian who has become a pretty passionate LA Kings fan the past few years... who is he rooting for? Take it away, Brian.

I was born and raised in New Jersey, where we pride ourselves on being haters.  We take a spoonful of vitriol with breakfast every morning.  Flipping the bird is more convenient than waving because there’s far less fingers involved.  The first things I was taught to say were my exit number, the lyrics to “Born To Run,” “Fuck Boston,” and “Rangers Suck!”

These playoffs have been so fun this year because between the Semis against the Flyers and the Eastern Finals against the Rangers, it’s been a feast of hate for Devils fans.

What pisses me off about the Flyers is, well, they’re the Flyers. To say that I’m still giddy when I think about Scott Stevens barreling over Eric Lindros in ’00 would be an understatement.  (That play may be 12-years-old, but I think Shanahan’s reviewing it now.)  In the Semis, I was ready and prepared for an all-out, seven game battle like old days.  But the series was over before I could finish my taunting “Bryzgalov” chant.

The rivalry between the Devils and Rangers consumes tri-state area fans in the winter and spring months (and Islander fans are consumed with telling Charles Wang to go fuck himself).  It’s easy to get your Irish up when the Blueshirts invade the Garden State because the Devils, despite far greater success in the last 17 years, are still treated like a second-class citizen.

When the Devils beat down those motherfuckers from across the river in game six, I felt a high that you can only get when you see the big hulk of a bully get beat down on the schoolyard.  We wanted blue bloodshed and we got it.

But that brings me to the Cup.  And I’m feeling like my hate tank is on empty.  Where do I go to find the hate that we were able to conjure up so easily against the Flyers and Rangers?

Mike Richards and Jeff Carter are easy targets for me because of their association with the Flyers.  But the fact that both got booted from that asshole of a franchise means they were doing something good (and I’m guessing they were doing it/her hard, too).

Kings fans boo Kovalchuk for spurning them last year, but Devils fans booed him last year when he was struggling.  Let’s face it, if the shoe was on the other foot and Kovalchuk left NJ for LA, the reaction would be exactly the same.

Cuba Gooding, Jr. used to be the franchise’s go-to celebrity at the games, and he’s pretty much a douche, but I think someone took away his SAG card and his season tickets, so kudos to Hollywood for that one.

Were there historic games between the two over the years?  (looking through the records…) None.

Is there a once-great, now elderly veteran that I like to root against who’s looking for one last shot at the Cup, so he forced a trade to a team he has no real ties to?  Nope, Ray Borque’s not here.

What’s the rallying cry?  Win this one for Ponikarovsky?  Hell, that’s not landing for anyone - not even Poni himself.

My real lack of hatred is coming from a sense of personal conflict.  Because I’ve lived in LA for 14 years and due to the time difference, have spent far more time watching and following the Kings than the Devils.  I may bleed red and black and white (and green on retro days), but I’ve got a soft spot for the Kings.

What’s happening to me?  If 1995 Jersey Brian was reading this, he’d build a time machine, travel to May 30, 2012, come to my house and kick my ass.  (Also, he’d be amazed at how easy it is to get porn on the internet now.)

What’s a conflicted guy to do?  Simple.  I’m not going to watch this series.  I’m pulling out my 1995, 2000 and 2003 Stanley Cup game VHS tapes and watching those games instead of this series.

Oh and one final thing: Rangers Suck!

You can hear more about Jersey Brian's internal struggle over who to root for in this series over at All The Kings Men Podcast. Or you can just pump your fist as you listen below.

TRH Stanley Cup Final Gameday 1 - New Jersey Devils: Deal With the Devils

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STANLEY CUP FINAL GAME #1

LA KINGS
40-27-15
95 pts, 8th in Western Conference, 13th in NHL
vs
NEW JERSEY DEVILS
48-28-6
102 pts, 6th in Eastern Conference, 9th in NHL

Devils Won Season Series 2-0

5:00pm, Prudential Center
Newark, New Jersey
NBC

BEST PLAYER TO WEAR BOTH COLORS THAT PLAYED
IN THE 1993 STANLEY CUP FINAL FOR THE KINGS:



BEST OPPOSITION BLOG:
Down Goes Avery
Running with the Devils
In Lou We Trust

HAVE THE LA KINGS WON THE STANLEY CUP?
NO!

Sure people in Los Angeles are quick to criticize the state of New Jersey for being the home of some of the most obnoxious reality show characters out there... but I'd just like to remind everyone that the production companies that produce these reality shows are based right here in Hollywood.

Seriously, could there be any worse reality show besides this one?

Ok... I stand corrected.

Well... I guess it could be worse.

Good thing that Alexei Ponikarovsky got out of Los Angeles and instead found an environment that he is better suited for.

Those are some great photoshops that Indiana Matt has put together... but this is the greatest photoshop job of all.

Totally fake.

This has been quite the season for me. It started in Europe as I traveled to Stockholm and Berlin to watch the Los Angeles Kings open their season. Since then, it's pretty much been on a downhill slide until Game 1 of the 1st Round of the Playoffs. It's been a truly incredible run so far... I've enjoyed every inch of this journey the last month and a half... and I can't even think of what my reaction will be should the LA Kings be able to win their 1st Stanley Cup ever. Everyone is telling me to "act like I've been there before." But since I've come nowhere close to the Stanley Cup Finals... I decided to ask the 3 bloggers who have. 

Is your teams' fanbase rooting for the LA Kings right now?

The Pensblog, Stanley Cup Winner 2009
The Penguin fan base is still too busy crying. But we'd have to say the majority is rooting for the Kings. Two reasons why:
1. We'd root for North Korea if they were playing the Devils.
2. Rob Scuderi was an all time favorite here.
Bonus: Mike Richards for life.

Sam from Second City Hockey, Stanley Cup Winner 2010
Hard to say. Hawks fans are pretty provincial, so usually once they go out all attention turns to yelling about the GM (rightly or wrongly). I'd say the fanbase is probably split of those who do care. I know a lot of Hawks fans really like the way the Kings play, how physical and nasty they can be. But there isn't much of an emotional connection. It's been so long since Darryl Sutter coached here, and Colin Fraser doesn't exactly get the blood pumping. While the other half is certainly an appreciation after dumping out Vancouver, St. Louis, and Phoenix, all teams Hawks fans have a distaste for. But still, some will never want another Western team to win. I'd say it's probably 60-40 in favor of the Kings among those who do care.

Greg & Justin from Days of Y'orr, Stanley Cup Winner 2011
Greg: I would say a majority of the Bruins fans out there are rooting for LA. People like a good underdog story and an 8 seed in the Stanley Cup is about as underdog as it gets. Is LA a true underdog? Probably not given how good their roster is, but they're an 8 seed and that's a big deal. I also think that Bruins fans are sympathetic towards fan bases that have rooted for a team that has broken their hearts. We've been through a lot of that since winning the Cup in 1972 to winning it again in 2011.

Justin: DOY is personally rooting for the Kings and it's not just 'cause we have a blog bromance going on with TRH. We've been Dustin Brown fans for a while and practically creamed our pants when there were Brown to Boston rumors floating around at the trade deadline. We've probably ended about 10 careers with Brown in NHL 12, too, which might be the real reason Mike Smith wants him banned forever. And any team that knocks out the Canucks is big on our good list.

During the playoffs the season that your team won the Stanley Cup… was there a moment early on when you knew "Man… this team is going to win the Cup"?

The Pensblog, Stanley Cup Winner 2009
Fuck. Not until Mark Andre-Fleury made the final save on Obstrucstrom. It wasn't even believable it was happening.

Sam from Second City Hockey, Stanley Cup Winner 2010
Yeah, October, fourth game of the season when they overcame a 5-0 deficit to win against Calgary. There was a game on Black Wednesday, it was Marian Hossa's first as a Hawk, where he scored twice and the Hawks absolutely stinkfisted the Sharks in the Tank 7-2. At the time most people considered the Sharks the favorite (how funny that seems now). it was then we knew the 2010 version of the Men of Four Feathers could sweep anyone aside when they felt like it. In the playoffs, there was the miracle win against Nashville in Game 5, which added that "it's in the air" kind of feeling. It always takes a touch of something unfathomable to win, and you know when you see it, even if you can't accurately describe it.

Greg & Justin from Days of Y'orr, Stanley Cup Winner 2011
Greg: For me it was Game 3 of the Stanley Cup Finals in Boston. After two one goal games in Vancouver (1-0 loss in Game 1 and a 3-2 loss in Game 2), Boston put an 8 spot on the board against Luongo and basically rattled him for the rest of the series.

Justin: Last year we called the Bruins run their Redemption Tour since they lost to the Flyers after going up 3-0 the postseason before. Beating Montreal in Game 7 was a huge monkey off the team (and fanbase's) back and then sweeping Philly furthered that notion that the team had what it took. But being from Boston we're bread to expect the worse, so for me, personally, I didn't know the team was going to actually win the Cup until they won Game 6 against Vancouver. There was no way Boston was going to win that game and then blow Game 7. The 2011 Bruins were all business.

What was the biggest adjustment you had to make as a writer the closer your team got to winning the Cup?

The Pensblog, Stanley Cup Winner 2009
Trying to capture it all. It will take it's toll, but it is worth it. The one thing that got us through is knowing that no matter the ending, we'd always have a documentation of what we were feeling. It isn't even the year after, but five, six years down the line you'll go back and read what you were feeling. That shit is priceless.

Sam from Second City Hockey, Stanley Cup Winner 2010
Staying sober enough to write coherently. Well, coherently enough that people could infer what I was trying to say.

Greg & Justin from Days of Y'orr, Stanley Cup Winner 2011
Greg: At DOY we just did what we always did and that was have fun. Relish the moment, be as zany (yes, zany) and creative as possible because the fanbase will basically eat everything up. Actually, the deeper the playoffs went, the better (and meaner) to the other teams we got. It was an awesome ride.

Justin: Writing more posts with out the day job firing me, haha. We did a lot of news posts and trolling posts. We averaged like 3-5 posts a day. It was unreal how much content we were pumping out. We also did a ton of radio and online TV interviews (mostly for the Vancouver market), so reigning ourselves in not to drop f-bombs on CBC and sound intelligent was fun and challenging.. I called Canada ugly (by accident). Oh well... was I wrong?

Any advice to the Kings fans who are experiencing a deep Cup run for the first time in 19 years?

The Pensblog, Stanley Cup Winner 2009
Enjoy the hell out of it. Either way you'll never be the same. If the Kings win, you go into a daze for a few years. You can't get as mad as you used to. If they lose. God help you.

Sam from Second City Hockey, Stanley Cup Winner 2010
I don't know. Enjoy it I guess. They already know how rare it can be. And don't tackle your drunken friend in the arena stairwell after a win. Two-thirds of Second City Hockey nearly didn't survive to Game 3 of the 2010 Final.

Greg & Justin from Days of Y'orr, Stanley Cup Winner 2011
Greg: Get some rest when you can because if the Kings win the Cup, you'll be partying until early September.

Justin: Enjoy it. It's fun. It's fucking stressful. Make some good signs trolling New Jersey (it's NJ, it shouldn't be that hard) and take it all in.

Your predictions for the series?

The Pensblog, Stanley Cup Winner 2009
Kings in three.

Sam from Second City Hockey, Stanley Cup Winner 2010
There is something magical about the Kings this run, but you can say the same about the Devils. At first I thought the Kings would win easily, but the more I think about it the more I think the Kings PP will haunt them, and Mitchell's and Scuderi's slowing feet could have some real problems against Zajac, Parise, Kovalchuk, Clarkson, et al. But then again, I can barely name the Devils' blue line, so I don't see why Kopitar and Brown shouldn't maintain their form. I guess it comes down to if Richards and Carter can go against their playoff form of previous years. If they show up, Kings win. If they continue to just kind of be there, I guess the Devils do.

Whatever, I just want it over so I find out what the hell the Hawks are going to do.

Greg & Justin from Days of Y'orr, Stanley Cup Winner 2011
Greg: Kings in 6 and a Stanley Cup with the crown hanging off of it on TRH's banner ;)

Justin: Kings in six

If there is one thing I learned from talking to these 3 Stanley Cup winning bloggers... it's that we should just sit back and enjoy the ride. The last thing we want to do is be running around like a chicken with our head cut off... right, Rob Scuderi?

I'm not saying that most of the hockey world is rooting for the LA Kings right now... but Days of Y'orr sent these over to me the other day.

The Stanley Cup Final is a magical thing. And being able to experience it for the 2nd time in my life makes me feel like a 12 year-old boy all over again. I wish there was someway to visually represent that.

Nailed it.

Get ready to scream. Get ready to cry. Get ready to troll the opposition in a way you've never done before.

GO KINGS GO!!!