Oh man, the Los Angeles Kings are in Pittsburgh for their only meeting of the season with the Penguins. I can't wait to curl up on the couch and watch this game so I can see world-class player Sydney Crosby at his best. Oh, what's that?
Well, that's no big deal really... I mean the Penguins do have the former Conn Smythe winner and elite center Evgeni... a what???
Well, at least I get the chance to see Chris Kunitz again. You see, I don't like very many players who were once Ducks, but for some reason I always... you've gotta be kidding me, right? RIGHT?!?
This was the closest image I could find for "injured penguin" that was also the same height as Kunitz.
Well, if I'm not going to get a chance to see that high-powered Penguins offense I've heard so much about, at least I can see what all the fuss is about that agitator, Matt Cooke. I bet it's more hype than anything and in the end the guy has a lot of respect for his fellow players.
Fine, at least I get to see the cool black and yellow uniforms that the Penguins look so sharp in...
You know, forget it. I'm just going to go see if my favorite late 70's musical, The Wiz, is playing anywhere on cable instead of watching a bunch of no-name Pittsburgh hockey players.
Kings Offense 1, Penguins Offence 2
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