Dry Mouth

No way I can believe that newly acquired Los Angeles Kings forward Mike Richards likes to wet his whistle on occasion. No way! Can't believe it one bit!

I know, right? What a crazy rumor that Coach Laviolette asked his Philadelphia Flyers players to join a "team ritual called the Dry Island, where every player on the team has to pledge to go a month without drinking during the season by putting their numbers on a board in the locker room." And so weird that Mike Richards was one of the players that never made it to Dry Island. Well, Mike Richards is in Hollywood now... and if there is one thing Hollywood Producers love... it's films about alcoholics!

Seriously, professional athletes that can't booze hard? What is this world coming to? Next thing you know, they'll outlaw dancing in the locker rooms!