Just when you think the big headline tonight is going to be which Eastern Conference team Bobby Ryan is traded to... the Anaheim Ducks go ahead and up the ante on the reality show that is their 2011-2012 NHL season from "Denise Richards: It's Complicated" to full-on Kardashian levels.
Wait... I'm so confused. I thought the Ducks replaced their Head Coach.
So the Ducks hired a coach that is more cherub looking than the coach they just fired. I didn't think that was possible. Replacing Randy Carlyle with Bruce Boudreau is like replacing Terry Murray with a Buckingham Palace Guard.
It just makes sense.
So now Terry Murray is the 3rd best coach in the great State of California. Only because he's never talked to Drew Doughty like this...