I Mustache You to Win a Game, Please

Written by The Royal Half on 30 November 2010.

The Los Angeles Kings record with the stupid fucking mustaches...5-7-0. The Los Angeles Kings record without the stupid fucking mustaches.. 8-3-0. Thank god November is over.

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Hmm, a mustached Drew Doughty and Michal Handzus remind me of someone... who could it be?

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And as britlovesmusic pointed out tonight...

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Brad Richardson is straight outta Super Troopers.

I know this sounds horrible, but Pancreatic Cancer... you are cramping my style. Shave those fucking mustaches now and let's move into December. Which as any Kings fan knows... is usually a disaster of a month. I mean, those stupid fucking mustaches just must make it impossible for any NHL player to succeed, right?

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Oh.
The Selanne Stache sounds like some sort of sexual maneuver.

Florida is in on Thursday, that should be a great chance.... aw, who gives a fuck. It doesn't matter. Season is over. Until the Kings win their next game at least.

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