Oscar Statue of Limitations

Written by The Royal Half on .

He's baaaaack!

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Let's do this. For real-real this time. Not for play-play.

That's right, The Royal Half's and Kingscast's favorite lil' Swedish Scamp, Oscar Moller, has been recalled by the Los Angeles Kings for this Saturday's game against the Wild. And this time, Moller is out to prove that he's not some undersized kid that is gonna get tossed around by the big boys. But just with cute little crowns on his hockey sticks.

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Oh, Oscar!

The question is where to put Moller. He's too skilled to show what he can do on the 4th line and Trevor Lewis has been doing an excellent job as the 2nd line right winger. Does Coach Murray dare put him on the cursed 1st Line Left Wing slot?

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"Not a chance in hell, kid. Coach hardly wants me skating 
on the left side, let alone some small Swedish child."

Thankfully, Oscar will have a familiar face lining up next to him for Saturday nights game. His old pal, Patrick O'Sullivan!!!

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Oscar hasn't let go in nearly 3 years.

Welcome back, Scar. Now get out there and show the Kings you can take a hit.

UPDATE: McSwarley has brilliantly pointed out that Oscar Moller is just a huge Jean-Michel Basquiat fan. 

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