Insert Clipping Wings Pun Here

"Oscar! Awesome goal, bro."

"Whatever. When Sturm gets here I'll be back in Manchester. There won't be
a spot for me here on the roster because although I can show flashes of offensive brilliance,
my body just may not be suited for the NHL game and the amount of body contact on a nightly basis."

"My dad's here! He saw me get an assist!"

Kings 5, Red Wings 0, Kings Fans, Ecstatic

And just to see it one more time...

To me, it was only his 4th best save of the night.

The Los Angeles Kings are 4-0-1 in the Marco Sturm era. Keep that dude off the ice!